Atrocious Manors
Here’s another great example of what you’ll find walking around the Brow of the Hill here; some feeble-minded dipshit has tossed their filled turd-sac on the grass to keep a…
Masterful Müllerian Mimicry
Here we have an example of New Westminster Müllerian Mimicry, a phenomenon where separate disgusting species develop similar appearances, leaning on and complementing each other in terms of avoidance of…
The Shat Signal
When Commissioner Gordumb is notified of a chemically-enhanced individual doing the full-on body-rock at the entrance to a local business, who does he call for help? Well, keep your eyes…
It’s Not a Feature, It’s a Bug
A gnarly image, and a stark reminder. One second you’re soaring high, and the next you could be spread out on the pavement getting your body ripped apart by a…
Don’t Tread on Me Again
Now here is an incredible specimen, a perfectly-trodden log with a family of little loglets looking on in what is almost certainly abject horror. Not only did one of the…
Paws for Concern
So, imagine this… You’re out at 10PM on a clear December night, walking your big ole’ city-dog. Great dane, pit bull, tibetan mastiff; you know, some breed obviously most suited…
It Ain’t Easy Being Green
This batch of verdant-hued dog shit was left in a patch just out of the way, off a sidewalk on a relatively busy street. Judging by the form, the melty…
Nike, Size Eleven
Not sure what kind of shoe made this imprint; the tread looks kinda like what one might find in a runner though, or maybe a Croc. In any case, someone…
Don’t Tread On Me
Here we find a spectacular specimen. The shape, form, texture, edge-cohesion, and placement are all top-tier, but the tread-mark is what pushes this one from simply great into the territory…
Drama Queen
Here’s a wonderful little New Westminster creature-feature for your review. This rodent was once a local celebrity, featured as a background performer in numerous projects filmed in the New Westminster…